Party like it's 221 BC!

From the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Han Dynasty show.

That's a big Buddha

From the Egyptian wing at the Met

Egyptian Statue in the Met

If this statue were to speak I think it would say "Dude!  We're in a museum!"

Assyrian God at the Met

If you look closely, you can see where wristwatches, purses and mohawk haircuts originated.

At the Met

The Egyptian Wing at the Met

The Met by Night